Hm. What to say, what to say. How ’bout this. How ’bout I make a list, mkay? I like lists.
To Kanye:
1) Classy move last night…dissing a 19 year old on national television, yanking the mic out of her hands like a homeless child stealing a ham.
2) That pathetic “apology” you posted on your blog was equivalent to you getting all up in the face of Taylor AND her Mom and screaming, “OMG, I’M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! BOOOYAAAWWWW.” You don’t type in straight caps, yo. All cuz you bustin’ caps don’t mean you type in caps. Fashizzle, my Twizzle?
3) When the aliens come down here and start sifting through our trash, they’ll come to a piece of your mail, look at each other and say: “Garbblygookyacketyschmacketywootwoot.” Translation: “Who Kanye Be? Ohhh. That Outburst guy. What? He SANG?! Mwahahahahahaha!!!”
4) Mike Myers really wanted to punch you square in the snot box when you talked that smack about “George Bush don’t care ’bout black people”. But he didn’t. Because he’s Canadian. And Canadians are peaceful.
5) I applaud you for acknowledging that you are a no-talent-havin’ hater who can only get attention by perpetratin’ and violatin’.
6) In case you were beginning to take yourself seriously, let me quote you back to you and yourself and your too: ”What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing though?” (Referring to O.J. Simpson in a VH1 Storytellers interview. They cut this quote before airing the interview.)
7) Kellie Pickler could whip your butt all over Texas with both hands tied behind her back, one leg in a cast, blind in one eye and ears full of wax.
8) You have that rare gift of trying to make your way in the world by pushing against the door marked ‘Pull’.
9) Do you ever wonder what like would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?
10) When 50 Cent clowned you back in January, you whined about feeling like you’d been “spit on”. And now you’re the spitter? Make you feel bigger? Being the spitter instead of the spittee?
You hang in there, Kanye. One of these days you’re gonna find yourself….and wish you hadn’t.
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Kudos to you…very well said…..LOVE.LOVE.LOVE. the new look.