Oh, get your head out the gutter. When I say “Pants on the ground!”, I am speaking of Larry Platt’s little diddy, instructing all homies to pull their friggin’ pants up. Some lyrics for your pleasure:
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground
With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ downtown with your pants on the ground
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ talkin’ with your pants on the ground.
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground
Now I promise you this. Unless you’re tone deaf, the tune of this song will be stuck in your head so bad that not even a lobotomy could remove it.
Btw…Larry Platt is a ripe ole 62 years of age….which only adds to the allure. I predict it’ll be the first big hit of 2010. Let’s just hope American Idol doesn’t get hold of it and bubble-gum it to death.
Here’s Larry now with his bad self.
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