The Husband was gone for a few days last week and every time he goes, Cali gets all squirrely and tempermental. So on Thursday morning, she informed me she was leaving home to find a new house and a new Mommy and Daddy. She packed her rolling suitcase with a bottle of water, two pairs of shoes, my earplugs and grocery list, a couple of Little People and some weird pillow thing. As she headed down the drive-way, dragging her ecclectic blend of prized possessions behind her, she looked over her shoulder and informed me:
“I’m headed outta this town like sputter sputter sput.”
(She got that from the book, Sputter, Sputter, Sput! by Bob Staake.)
But really. How you can you take someone seriously when THIS is how they pose for pictures on a regular basis?
Anyway…on a completely different and irrelevant note, I began the 14 day Activia challenge yesterday! They’ve got their work cut out for them considering my digestive track has been hosed since birth. I fully expect a refund in two weeks. How do they verify their products’ ineffectiveness? By the amount of toilet paper that has or hasn’t been used? I’m just saying….something to think about. Anyway, I’m always up for a challenge…especially when the challenge spotlights my colon.
Authors bio is coming up shortly. 
